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Man Tries Armed Robbery With Knife in Gun Store
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Darth Vader Robs Ohio Bank
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Woman Accidentally Joins Search Party Looking For Herself
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Vietnam Elects Dead Man To Politburo
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"Only Jail Will Stop Me," Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter
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Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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