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Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”
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Deaf Ministry Holds Silent Auction
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Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town
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Sterilizations Solves Problems for Pets, Owners
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Planning Experts At Odds On Impact Of "Missing Link"
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Minister's Son Held On Drugs
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Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials Say
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We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)
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Football coach Spike Dykes
Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms
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Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
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Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania
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Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison
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