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Planes Forced to Land at Airports
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Breathing Oxygen Linked to Staying Alive
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Mason County
Woman Is Pregnant Thanks To Her Sister
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Missippi’s Literacy Program Shows Improvement
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Two-legged Dog Takes Amputation in Stride
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Fisherman Arrested for Using Wife as Shark Bait
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Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
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Man Hurt By Fairy Cake
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Woman Not Injured By Cookie
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The Sky is the Best Place to Find a Meteor
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Ike Says Nixon Can’t Stand Pat
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Dwight (Ike) Eisenhower
Pat Nixon
Credit Pole for Sharper Mound Staff
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Bacteria May Make Bullet Proof Vests
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Are Black Women Invisible? A New Study Says Yes
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Big Black Hole Found In The Sky
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Music Industry Meets On Drugs
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Vaccination Available for Whopping Couch
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Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
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Area High School Teacher Told Parents Voicing Concerns About Common Core Curriculum That They “Is Stupid”
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Situations Vacant: Cleaner Required, Must Be Contentious
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In New Zealand
Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
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