Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Headline Page 2
Study Reveals Those Without Insurance Die More Often
Headline
Headlines
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Headline
Headlines
Judge Says Texas is Part of U.S.
Headline
Headlines
Fish Around On New Web Sites
Headline
,
Watford Observer
Headlines
Woman Stuck in Tub for 5 Days Suffers Dehydration
Headline
Headlines
Barbershop Singers Bring Joy to School for the Deaf
Headline
Headlines
Family Frantic As Mother Is Stolen
Headline
Headlines
Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV
Headline
,
Reuters
Headlines
Smokers Have Odd Brains
Headline
Headlines
Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat
Headline
Headlines
Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowds
Headline
Headlines
Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor
Headline
Headlines
After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth
Headline
Headlines
Elvis Sighted in Wax Museum
Headline
Headlines
Fire Chief Grilled Over Three Alarm Blaze
Headline
Headlines
Bill Would Make it Illegal to Break Rules
Headline
Headlines
Italian Plane Passengers See Flames, Vote to Land
Headline
Headlines
Shot Man Mistaken For Feral Cat: Police
Headline
Headlines
School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus
Headline
Headlines
Man Used Stolen Tow Truck To Steal Vehicles, Cops Say
Headline
Headlines
In Lakeland Florida
Eagle Found In Man's Sink
Headline
Headlines
Page 2 of 46
« Previous
1
2
3
4
5
Next »
Last »