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Hairdo Kills Mum
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The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous
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Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame
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Fried Chicken Cooked In Microwave Wins Trip
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American Ships Head to Libya
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We All Hope And Pray For Peach In Northern Ireland
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City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells
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FEMA Probe Reveals Rain Caused Floods
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Putting Urine in Your Ears Not Recommended to Treat Sinus Infection
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