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Vegetables Start Talking To Professor
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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
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Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni
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General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
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Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient
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Include your Children When Baking Cookies
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Stolen Painting Found By Tree
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Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless
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Woman Not Injured By Cookie
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Putting Urine in Your Ears Not Recommended to Treat Sinus Infection
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Man Wants ‘Hell’ Taken Out of ‘Hello’
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Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole-In-One
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City May Impose Mandatory Time For Prostitution
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New Autos To Hit 5 Million
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Hotel Burns, Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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McCain Leads Clinton and Obama in Dog Fight
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Clinton Demands Children's Drug Dosages
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Pro-fat groups bigger, more visible
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Israeli Men Say Better Sex Would Create Social Peace
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Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
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