Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Headline Page 20
Waterproof Man Drowns in Dry Creek
Headline
Headlines
Dry Creek
Waterproof Louisiana
Slayings Put End To Marriage
Headline
Headlines
Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind
Headline
Headlines
Fish Need Water, Feds Say
Headline
Headlines
Officials Say Death By Firing Squad Not That Bad
Headline
Headlines
City Wants Dead To Pay For Cleanup
Headline
Headlines
Caribbean Islands Drift To Left
Headline
Headlines
President Welcomes First Lay Home
Headline
Headlines
In Pennsylvania
Vaccination Available for Whopping Couch
Headline
Headlines
Hispanics Ace Spanish Tests
Headline
Headlines
Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex
Headline
Headlines
Legislature Follows the Law, Does Little
Headline
Headlines
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Headline
Golf
Headlines
Sports
Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times
Headline
Headlines
Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.
Headline
Headlines
Toxic Waste Tour Planned
Headline
Headlines
Report of Unresponsive Man at Malden Casket Company
Headline
Headlines
Human Version of Fly Gene Found
Headline
Headlines
Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
Headline
Headlines
Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
Headline
Headlines
New Sick Policy Requires 2-day Notice
Headline
Headlines
Health
Page 20 of 46
« First
« Previous
18
19
20
21
22
Next »
Last »