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Magician's Car Vanishes
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Columnist Get Urologist in Trouble With His Peers
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Dry Cleaner Working On the Same Spot For 15 Years
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Caribbean Islands Drift to Left
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Bill Would Make it Illegal to Break Rules
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Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club Members Meet
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Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember
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Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
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Cabinet Ministers With the Biggest Whoppers
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Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
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State Population to Double by 2040; Babies to Blame
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Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
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Aladdin's Cave Is Found In Pub
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Veterans Of The Civil War Seeking New Members
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Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
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Supreme Court Ponders Whether Innocent Person Can Be Executed
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Fish Need Water, Feds Say
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Judgement Day Date Delayed
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Committee Votes to Investigate Itself
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How Many Condoms Is Enough?
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Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”
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