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Hooters Off-Limits to Coast Guard
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U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent
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Girl Kicked By Horse Upgraded to Stable
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Hollywood Survives An Entire Weekend Without Any Award Shows
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British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
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Man Used Stolen Tow Truck To Steal Vehicles, Cops Say
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In Lakeland Florida
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
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Lawyers Back Despite Use of Bug Spray
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Lack Of Water Hurts Ice Fishing
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Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship
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Woman Stuck in Tub for 5 Days Suffers Dehydration
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Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
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Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair
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Schizophrenic Killed Herself With Two Plastic Bags
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