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Policemen Help Dog Bite Victim
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Fish Around On New Web Sites
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Watford Observer
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Woman Accidentally Joins Search Party Looking For Herself
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In Iceland
Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics
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Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
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Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered
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Half Of Scottish Farms In The Red
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Mondale’s Offensive Looks Hard to Beat
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Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer
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Man Shot Twice In Head, Gets Mad!
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Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir
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Lucky Man Sees Friend Die
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Otter Devastation
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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
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