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Scientists To Have Ford's Ear
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Inmate Attempts Suicide, Moved Off Death Row
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In Texas
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Astronauts See Colourful Gas Clouds Bubble Out of Uranus
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Florida Illegal Aliens Cut in Half By New Law
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Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt
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Slayings Put End To Marriage
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Patient at Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through
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