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Braves Roll With Cox Out
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In Atlanta
Manager Bobby Cox
Dead-Beats Contribute to Poverty
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Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient
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Drive-by Easter Egg Hunt
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Swimmer trapped by beach balls
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Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania
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Woman Attacked By Train Station
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Crushed Kurds Give Way
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Inmate Attempts Suicide, Moved Off Death Row
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In Texas
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Fisherman Arrested for Using Wife as Shark Bait
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Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters
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Scent Foul Play In Death Of Man Found Bound And Hanged
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Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
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The Sky is the Best Place to Find a Meteor
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Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole-In-One
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Upset Bank Robber “I know what I did was wrong. I don’t need 10 years to figure that out," thief complains
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Stampede For Compost
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Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy
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Young Marines Make Tasty Christmas Treats
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Committee Votes to Investigate Itself
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