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How Many Condoms Is Enough?
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Family Of 17 Defects From North Korea
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Clinton Demands Children's Drug Dosages
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Deaf Ministry Holds Silent Auction
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Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows
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Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
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500 Elves Loose
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50 Foot Officers to Patrol Dangerous Neighborhoods
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