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Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.
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Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
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Spiders Signed Up For Army
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Dead Man Gets Job Back
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Deer Kill 17,328
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Wanted: Suitable Position for Disoriented Indian Maharaja
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Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms
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Troops Set Assault on MILF Camp
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Westinghouse Will Buy Infinity For $3.9 Billion
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Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
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Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame
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The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed
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Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
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Fertile Woman Killed In Climax
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Psychic Killed By Train
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One In Three British Men Ready To Give Birth
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Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
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