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Robber Sawed His Father In Half
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Star’s Broken Leg Hits Box Office
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Mermaid Rescue Plan Falters
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Woman Accidentally Joins Search Party Looking For Herself
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In Iceland
Burritos at 6 a.m. Followed By Hot Air
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Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”
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Swedish Jet Hijacked By Bread Roll
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7-Day Diarrhea Runs Through Bay County
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Half Women Living In Fear
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The Daily Record
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Area High School Teacher Told Parents Voicing Concerns About Common Core Curriculum That They “Is Stupid”
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New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History
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Bush Asks Nation for Patients
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Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
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Committee Votes to Investigate Itself
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I lodged have in many a town and travelled many a year. Till age and death have brought me down, to my last lodging here.
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Joseph Horton peddler
Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners
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Town to Drop School Bus When Overpass is Ready
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Eye Drops Off Shelf
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Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
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Carter Plans Swell Deficit
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Jimmy Carter
Antibiotic-Resistant Staph Antibiotic Discovered
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