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Video Gets Kids Away From TV
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Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
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Planned Parenthood Looking For Volunteers
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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine for Sex Acts
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Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic
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Man Attacked By Canal
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Braves Roll With Cox Out
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Manager Bobby Cox
Study: Narcissists are Dangerous
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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Report of Unresponsive Man at Malden Casket Company
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Tight End Returns After Colon Surgery
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Iowa Move Back To Pittsburgh
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Gynecologist, Friar In Wine Deal
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Supertrain Talks
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Darth Vader Robs Ohio Bank
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In Ohio
Teacher Strikes Idle Student
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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
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Asian Scholars Come More Frequently
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I lodged have in many a town and travelled many a year. Till age and death have brought me down, to my last lodging here.
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Joseph Horton peddler
Aladdin's Cave Wins Village Shop Award
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Eye Drops Off Shelf
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