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Frankenstein Crowned Miss South Dakota
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Sara Marie Frankenstein
Bomb Hit By Library
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Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms
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Light Turnout Seen at Iraqi Polling Station in MD
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Snake Throws Master Into Cell
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Aliens Blamed For Woes Of Society
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A Purple Lady's Bicycle Was Missing From Serendipity Lane Recently
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Vegetables Start Talking To Professor
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C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam
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"We Hate Math" says 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans
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Healthy Diet Lowers Health Risk in Women
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Sewage Kills Fish, But Water Safe to Drink
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Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them
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Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
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Caribbean Islands Drift to Left
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Manufacturer of Flame-Resistant Fabric Catches Fire
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German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women
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Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
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