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Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”
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Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight
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City May Impose Mandatory Time For Prostitution
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Pit Bulls Love You, Really
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Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People
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Gothic Secret Of New York's Invisible Nuns
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Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harrassment
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UPI
Ghosts In $1M Fraud
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The Melbourne Herald-Sun
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Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop
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In Fruitland Idaho
Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
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Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects
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Bimbo Uses Sun Technology To Automate Operations
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Aliens Crammed Into Toilet
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Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.
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Fake Condoms Kill Adam And Eve In China
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Mother is Paralyzed in Freak Pole Dance Accident
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Pole dancing
Bridges Help People Cross Rivers
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500 Elves Loose
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Sewage Kills Fish, But Water Safe to Drink
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‘I Wasn’t Trying To Kill Him;’ Man on trial for murder says he didn’t mean to harm victim he shot 13 times
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