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Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police
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California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
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Yellow Perch Decline to be Studied
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Animals
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Robber Sawed His Father In Half
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Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
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Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder
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Stampede For Compost
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Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects
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Slim-fad Girl, 17, Vanishes
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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
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Palin a Better Shot Than Cheney
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Turkeys, Manure Pass Through the Senate
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Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
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Wild Wife League Will Meet Tonight
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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
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Swedish Jet Hijacked By Bread Roll
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