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Pogo Stick Girl Saves Mother From Knifeman

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Christmas Trees Don’t Grow On Trees

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God Throws Dice Into Black Hole

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Traffic Dead Rise Slowly

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Turkey Blamed For Appalling Driving

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Crack Found On Governor's Daughter

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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

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Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History

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29 Hurt As Students Demand Right To Cheat

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Woman Improving After Fatal Crash

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Magician's Car Vanishes

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“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

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Headless Chickens Roam The Commons

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Undertaker’s Failure: Let Down By Customers

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Stud Tires Out

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Robber Holds Up Albert’s Hosiery

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Missing Teen Tied To Bones

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Wrestling Midgets Are Killed By Fake Hookers

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Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy

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Kagan Refuses Herself Too Often

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Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules

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