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California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
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Crack Found On Governor's Daughter
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Authorities: Many Sex Offenders Lie About Where They Live
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Woman Scolded For Killing Husband
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500 Elves Loose
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Animal-Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse
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Situations Vacant: Cleaner Required, Must Be Contentious
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In New Zealand
Snake Throws Master Into Cell
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Report of Unresponsive Man at Malden Casket Company
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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
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Unicorn Safe Thanks To Cash
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High Heels Lead to Foot Pain
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Deer Congress To Be Held In Cork
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Toxic Waste Tour Planned
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Experts Increase Probability of Big Quake in California
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Peacock Pops Alien Invaders
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Common Sense Key In Dealing With Flashers
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President Welcomes First Lay Home
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In Pennsylvania
Woman Stuck in Tub for 5 Days Suffers Dehydration
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Policemen Help Dog Bite Victim
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Judgement Day Date Delayed
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