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Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years
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For Most, Water is a Good Hydrating Drink
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Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir
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Man With 8 DUIs Blames Drinking Problem
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Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub
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Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
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Area High School Teacher Told Parents Voicing Concerns About Common Core Curriculum That They “Is Stupid”
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Jimmy Carter’s Hometown Excited Over His Burial Plans
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Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets
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‘Naked’ Protesters Draw Attention on Big Beaver
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Kagan Refuses Herself Too Often
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Kayaking Is Hard When the Water Is Frozen
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Young Marines Make Tasty Christmas Treats
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Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
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City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells
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Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
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Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery
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Staff Reported a Staff Member Found a Large Amount of White Powder Substance Around Her Chalkboard
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American Ships Head to Libya
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Aladdin's Cave Wins Village Shop Award
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