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Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules
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Man Shot Twice In Head, Gets Mad!
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‘I Wasn’t Trying To Kill Him;’ Man on trial for murder says he didn’t mean to harm victim he shot 13 times
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Chinese Apeman Dated
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