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Hershey Bars Protest
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God Commissions Theme Park
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The Building Design
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God Holds Up Traffic
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Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowds
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Hotel Burns, Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad
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Man Fined For Quacking
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A Million ET's Get New Identity Deal
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Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
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British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee
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5th-Graders Get to Grill Lions
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Health Officials Were Given Hip Warning In 1995
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The Times
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Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
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In Seattle
Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt
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Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack
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Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly
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