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Man Hurt By Fairy Cake
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Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
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Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit
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Hitler, Nazi Papers Found In Attic
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Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics
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Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
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White Flower Two Day Sale – (Friday Only)
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Unconscious Can 'Think' But Not About Popcorn
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Hospitals Resort To Hiring Doctors
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Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania
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29 Nations Approve Bribery Ban
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Gun-free zones kill people
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Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"
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Local Pastor’s Widow Asks For Donations Of Deviled Eggs In Lieu of Flowers
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Kid’s Pajamas to be Removed by Woolworth
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Man Not Responsible for Global Warming
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Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands
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