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Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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52 Foot Officers to Patrol Violent Neighborhoods
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Fire Chief Grilled Over Three Alarm Blaze
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Floods Only Bring More Tears
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British Push Bottles Up Germans
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Supreme Court Justice Elana Kagan
Bill Would Make it Illegal to Break Rules
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Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire
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Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni
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If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal
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Cancun Temps Plunge to 100-Year Record Low During ‘Global Warming’ Summit!
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Planned Parenthood Looking For Volunteers
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Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose
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Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
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