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Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic
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Asbestos Suit Pressed
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Mrs. Corson’s Seat Up For Grabs
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EU Official Hunts Rubber Duck To Near Extinction
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Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income
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The Guardian
Bodies In Garden Are a Plant Says Wife
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Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People
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Sewage Kills Fish, But Water Safe to Drink
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Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
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Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advise
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Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison
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Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub
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Local Man Has Longest Horns in Texas
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Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast
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Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.
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House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided
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“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”
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One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
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Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times
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