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Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath
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Touching Orphan Trip for Jacko
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Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows
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Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee
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City May Impose Mandatory Time For Prostitution
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Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income
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