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Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose
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Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
Fire Destroys Crematorium
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Army Vehicle Disappears
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An $74K Australian Army vehicle is missing after being painted camouflage
109 Bus Found at South Pole
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‘Naked’ Protesters Draw Attention on Big Beaver
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Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials Say
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Judge Pounds PUD
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In Seattle
Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation At High School
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Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
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Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores
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Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath
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Electric Exec Gets Lit Up!
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Ghoul Drinks Blood On Bus
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Underwater Church Rescue
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Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves 4 men homeless
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