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Virgins Are Discovered In Essex
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Lions Elect New District Governor
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Supreme Court Ponders Whether Innocent Person Can Be Executed
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House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
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China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash
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Dublin
Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts
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Durham Herald-Sun
Supertrain Talks
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Traffic Dead Rise Slowly
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Come to the Hanukkah Party and Get Your Picture Taken With Santa
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School Children March Over New Teachers
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Frozen Semen Talks
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
Church Ministers Do More Than Lay People
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Mars Can Grow Asparagus
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Denver Blender Vendor in Fender Bender
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Clinton’s Firmness Got Results
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Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered
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In Central Florida
Rare Flower Found On Site a Plant, Says Developer
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Kentucky Receives $14 in Federal Education Grants
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Woman Scolded For Killing Husband
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Commuter Tax on New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
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Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let’s Resolve to Do Better
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