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The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed
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Deer Congress To Be Held In Cork
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Threats Disrupts Plans To Meet About Threats
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Oglethorpe County GA
Mayor Parris to Homeless: Go Home
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Lancaster CA
Health Officials: Pools, Diarrhea Not Good Mix
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Gore Stands Behind Clinton
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Clinton’s Firmness Got Results
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Girl Hit By Car In Hospital
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Cancun Temps Plunge to 100-Year Record Low During ‘Global Warming’ Summit!
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Prosecutors Want Victim In Courtroom During Murder Trial
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Happiness Cannot Be Bought, But It Lengthens Life
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Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows
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Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
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7-Day Diarrhea Runs Through Bay County
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Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
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Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders
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Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder
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Ginger Cat Found in Mousehole Area
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Unknown Cornish Paper
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Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Inmate Electrocuted On Toilet
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