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Scientists: All Men Look at Porn
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Credit Pole for Sharper Mound Staff
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Bodies In Garden Are a Plant Says Wife
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City Council Runs Out of Time to Discuss Shorter Meetings
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Schizophrenic Killed Herself With Two Plastic Bags
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God Holds Up Traffic
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Pregnant Girls Are Vulnerable To Weight Gain
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German Magnetic Train Moves Forward
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Dead Man Gets Job Back
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A Million ET's Get New Identity Deal
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British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
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Breathing Oxygen Linked to Staying Alive
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Mason County
Man Killed By Condom
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In England
Floods Only Bring More Tears
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Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
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Man Goes Berserk in Car Salesroom, Many Volvos Hurt
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Clinton’s Firmness Got Results
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Bill Clinton
Committee Votes to Investigate Itself
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Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
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Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
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