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German Magnetic Train Moves Forward
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Opossum Squashing Ignites Debate
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Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly
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Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair
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The Bra Celebrates a Pair of Historic Milestones This Year
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Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
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Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair
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Aliens Eat Swamp
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Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials Say
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Boomerangs: They're making a comeback!
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El Nino Blamed for Rise in Diarrhea in Peru
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Mrs. Rydell’s Bust Unveiled at Nearby School
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Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
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Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
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Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”
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Drunken Student is Locked up and Fined for Calling Police Horse Gay
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Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
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Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
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Two-legged Dog Takes Amputation in Stride
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Hershey Bars Protest
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Shark Dies Biting Man
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