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Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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Ban On Boxing After Death
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Sports
Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue
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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine For Sex Acts
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Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly
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Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
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10 Revolting Officers Executed
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Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space
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Girl, 14, Saved By Dog's Eyes
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Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship
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Unconscious Can 'Think' But Not About Popcorn
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Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks
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Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
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Policemen Help Dog Bite Victim
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Laxatives Helps Remove Ear Wax
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Investigators Determine Man Not a Man
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Policeman Loses Nose in Circumcision Ceremony
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Mondale’s Offensive Looks Hard to Beat
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Politicians
Walter Mondale
Experts Increase Probability of Big Quake in California
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First Lady Wows With New Bangs
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Psychic Killed By Train
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