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Eloping Lover, 92, In Court
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Incest More Common Than Thought In America
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At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area
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Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
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If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal
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Two Boys Ordered to Write Essay On Why They Shot Their Mother
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Low Wages Said Key To Poverty
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Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
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Ike Says Nixon Can’t Stand Pat
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Dwight (Ike) Eisenhower
Pat Nixon
29 Hurt As Students Demand Right To Cheat
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Chou Remains Cremated
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California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
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Man Killed Over Phone
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Prisoners Escape After Execution
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Split Rears in Farmers’ Movement
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Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says
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Nix Council
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A Ms. Nix running for city council
Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”
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Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
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Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure
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