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Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home
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Rare Flower Found On Site a Plant, Says Developer
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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]
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Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advise
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Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000
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U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas
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Man Dies After Life Support Removed
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Experts Increase Probability of Big Quake in California
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Bill Would Make it Illegal to Break Rules
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Minister's Son Held On Drugs
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“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”
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Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
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Golf
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City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells
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Damp Patches Discovered On Sun
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Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame
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India's Nuclear Yeti
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Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth
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Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders
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Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"
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Ginger Cat Found in Mousehole Area
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Unknown Cornish Paper
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