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New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud
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Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly
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Prisoners Escape After Execution
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House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided
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India's Nuclear Yeti
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Putting Urine in Your Ears Not Recommended to Treat Sinus Infection
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Dodge Says Probe Puts Him in Awkward Position
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‘I Wasn’t Trying To Kill Him;’ Man on trial for murder says he didn’t mean to harm victim he shot 13 times
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It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives
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God Commissions Theme Park
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Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding
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Bush: One of the Worst Disasters to Hit the U.S.
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Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame
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Half Of Scottish Farms In The Red
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City Pact Fight Boils
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Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs
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Animal Shelter Says Legless Dog Just Slipped Past Staff
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