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Legislature Follows the Law, Does Little
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Stadium Air Conditioning Fails – Fans Protest
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Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer
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State Says Cost of Saving Money Too High
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The Best Ways to Lead Employees: Bad Management Practices
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Man Dies After Life Support Removed
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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Some Phone Psychics Provide Useless, Erroneous Information
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Staten Island Sunday Advance
Man Held in Miami After Shooting Bee
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British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee
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Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison
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Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls
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Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy
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At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area
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The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous
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Armageddon Could Threaten United's Promotion Push
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Police Move in Book Case
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Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game in ’81
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