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Collegians Are Turning To Vegetables
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Credit Pole for Sharper Mound Staff
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Boomerangs: They're making a comeback!
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Yellow Perch Decline to be Studied
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Ike Says Nixon Can’t Stand Pat
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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
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Sex Offender Cited For Selling Meat Door-To-Door
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Mars Can Grow Asparagus
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Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
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Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison
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Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint
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[Wearing battery operated ‘Passion Pants’]
New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
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