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Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders

Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls

“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules

Woman Skydiver on Trial in Belgium for Love-triangle Parachute Murder

Animal-Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse

President Welcomes First Lay Home

Burritos at 6 a.m. Followed By Hot Air

I lodged have in many a town and travelled many a year. Till age and death have brought me down, to my last lodging here.

Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects

County Bars Further Erections

Women Hide Stolen Merchandise in Fat Rolls

Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor

Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury

North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"

Condom Firm Stretches Product Line

Pee-Baked Pumpkin Pie

Shark Dies Biting Man

Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties

Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking

Idea For Anti-Theft Device May Have Been Stolen