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Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders
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Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls
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“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”
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Education
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Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules
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Woman Skydiver on Trial in Belgium for Love-triangle Parachute Murder
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Animal-Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse
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President Welcomes First Lay Home
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In Pennsylvania
Burritos at 6 a.m. Followed By Hot Air
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I lodged have in many a town and travelled many a year. Till age and death have brought me down, to my last lodging here.
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Joseph Horton peddler
Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects
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County Bars Further Erections
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Women Hide Stolen Merchandise in Fat Rolls
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Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor
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Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury
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North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
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Condom Firm Stretches Product Line
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Pee-Baked Pumpkin Pie
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Shark Dies Biting Man
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Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties
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Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking
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Idea For Anti-Theft Device May Have Been Stolen
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