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Judge Pounds PUD
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(Public Utility Districts)
In Seattle
All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
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Washington Post
Fine Young Man Convicted of Misdemeanor
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Man Used Stolen Tow Truck To Steal Vehicles, Cops Say
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In Lakeland Florida
The Mad Hatter Saves Alice From Knifeman
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Women Hide Stolen Merchandise in Fat Rolls
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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Visitors To the Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A Prohibited Area Near the Groin
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Bridges Help People Cross Rivers
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Some Phone Psychics Provide Useless, Erroneous Information
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Staten Island Sunday Advance
7-Day Diarrhea Runs Through Bay County
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Woman Missing Since She Got Lost
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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
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Housing
Army Vehicle Disappears
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An $74K Australian Army vehicle is missing after being painted camouflage
Judge Acts to Reopen Theater
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California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
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Palin a Better Shot Than Cheney
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The Sky is the Best Place to Find a Meteor
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Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
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Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell
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Police Chief’s Pledge To Murder Witness
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