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Auctioneer Finds Body in Funeral Home
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Jail Guard Probe in Prison Sex
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Happiness Cannot Be Bought, But It Lengthens Life
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Doctors Say The Longer The Babies Live, The Better Chance They'll Have At Surviving
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Woman Rents House But Complains About Corpse
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Caribbean Islands Drift To Left
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Fire Chief Grilled Over Three Alarm Blaze
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"Only Jail Will Stop Me," Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter
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The robbery was committed by a pair of identical twins. Both are said to be aged about 20.
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Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let’s Resolve to Do Better
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Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"
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Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
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Hostage-Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other
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Native American Students Well Endowed
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Visitors To the Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A Prohibited Area Near the Groin
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Animal Shelter Says Legless Dog Just Slipped Past Staff
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Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times
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U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas
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British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee
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7-Day Diarrhea Runs Through Bay County
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Officials Consider Bridge Suicide
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