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Shark Dies Biting Man
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Low Wages Said Key To Poverty
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Money
Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
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Touching Orphan Trip for Jacko
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Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt
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Study Says Snoring Drivers Have More Accidents
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Meat Head Fights Hike In Minimum Pay
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Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World
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New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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Headless Chickens Roam The Commons
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The Daily Express
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Psychics Predict World Didn’t End Yesterday
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Laura Bush Enters Hospital For Testes
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Pregnant Girls Are Vulnerable To Weight Gain
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Pleasant Prairie Woman Trims Bush Into Teapot Topiary
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Diana Was Still Alive Hours Before She Died
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East Tennessee Aglow Over Nuclear Jobs
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The Mad Hatter Saves Alice From Knifeman
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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
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Gun-free zones kill people
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Defendant’s Speech Ends in Long Sentence
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"We Hate Math" says 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans
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