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Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
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Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack
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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine for Sex Acts
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Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Missippi’s Literacy Program Shows Improvement
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