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Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir
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Abstention From Sex Does Not Make One Stupid
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Free Speech For Aliens
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Fresno Council to Talk About Talking Less at Meetings
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Python Savages Parrot
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Miami Police Officer Kills Man With Toy Gun
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Smaller Families Require Less Food
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Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave
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Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
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Robbers Attack School in Pretoria
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Sues Bride Of 4 Mouths
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FEMA Probe Reveals Rain Caused Floods
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Father Of Ten Shot Dead… Mistaken For A Rabbit
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Smokers Have Odd Brains
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Idea For Anti-Theft Device May Have Been Stolen
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Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
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Kentucky Receives $14 in Federal Education Grants
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Nanny Calm As Troops Close In
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Man Arrested For Everything
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Tot Lives 4 Years on Single Baked Bean
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