Author: The Daily Telegraph

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Car Lost In Untended Garden

Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar

Childminders Get Right To Smack

Crash Courses for Private Pilots

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Snowman Accused Of Indecency

Dog Accused Of Racism

Men In Black Fail To Attract Sponsors

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack

The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley

Deadly Centipede Chases Postman

Suicide To Go Commercial, Says BBC Head

RSPCA Fights Motorbikes For Hamsters

Toad Stuck In Share Hole Despite High-Profile Signing

German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women