Author: The Daily Telegraph

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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing

Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack

Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar

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Crash Courses for Private Pilots

Childminders Get Right To Smack

Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

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Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care

Dog Accused Of Racism