Author: The Daily Telegraph

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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

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Childminders Get Right To Smack

Toad Stuck In Share Hole Despite High-Profile Signing

Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack

Car Lost In Untended Garden

Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar

Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter

Men In Black Fail To Attract Sponsors

Crash Courses for Private Pilots

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

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Snowman Accused Of Indecency

Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing

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Dog Accused Of Racism

RSPCA Fights Motorbikes For Hamsters

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