Author: The Daily Telegraph

Deadly Centipede Chases Postman

The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter

Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack

Crash Courses for Private Pilots

Childminders Get Right To Smack

Final Funerals In Arkansas

Husband Put Rat Poison In Wife's Tea "As A Health Cure"

Car Lost In Untended Garden

Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care

RSPCA Fights Motorbikes For Hamsters

Suicide To Go Commercial, Says BBC Head

Dog Accused Of Racism

Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

Toad Stuck In Share Hole Despite High-Profile Signing

Snowman Accused Of Indecency

German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women

Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing

Men In Black Fail To Attract Sponsors

Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar