Author: The Daily Telegraph

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Crash Courses for Private Pilots

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Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing

Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack

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Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter

Dog Accused Of Racism

Car Lost In Untended Garden

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British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands