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Mike Tyson Accused Of Cruelty To Ferrets
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London's Homeless To Live In Admiralty Arch
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Public Swings In Favour Of The Prince
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When Elephants Ruled… Hackney
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Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holiday Makers
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Dog's Eye Saved By Pig Intestine
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BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life
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Divorce Is Like A Lonely Gerbil
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Government Tears Up Red Tape
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Council Not Liable Over Fatally Locked Widows
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EU Minister Hunts Rubber Duck to Near Extinction
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Families Jettison Meals At Table
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Alien Hedgehogs Spread Terror In The Hebrides
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Cats To Replace Husbands
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