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Author: A British soccer commentator
Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Injuries
We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps.
A British soccer commentator
Mixed metaphors
Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not a believer in luck… but I do believe you need it.
A British soccer commentator
Beliefs
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What will you do when you leave soccer, Jack – will you stay in soccer?
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
An English stadium
Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
The shot from Laws was precise but wide.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
We say ‘educated left foot’… of course, there are many players with educated right foots.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
The lads really ran their socks into the ground.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.
Ian Darke
A British soccer commentator
English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.