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Author: American proverb
Never buy a car you can’t push.
American proverb
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Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
American proverb
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
American proverb
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American proverb
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Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
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Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.
American proverb
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Measure twice, cut once.
American proverb
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A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.
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