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Author: An unknown sportscaster
Sportscaster: The extra point is no good!
Robert Scott: Then it isn’t an extra point, is it?
An unknown sportscaster
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Extra point
They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.
An unknown sportscaster
Football
Misspokements
Sports
The coach said the team might be a big factor in the game.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Sports
Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.
An unknown sportscaster
Colemanballs
And now, coming into the game is the five-ton junior from Canton, Ohio.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Sports
And later on, it’s the Syracuse Orangemen against the Indiana Hoosiers from Hawaii.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Places
As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
Colemanballs
Is that the best game you ever pitched?
An unknown sportscaster
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
To Don Larsen who had just pitched a perfect game
These two teams are mirror images of themselves.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Sports
Consistently, he’s not able to do that all the time.
An unknown sportscaster
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Referring to quarterback Tony Romo