Author: An unknown sportscaster

Sportscaster: The extra point is no good!

Robert Scott: Then it isn’t an extra point, is it?

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Is that the best game you ever pitched?

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These two teams are mirror images of themselves.

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Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.

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They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

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As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.

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The coach said the team might be a big factor in the game.

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Consistently, he’s not able to do that all the time.

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And now, coming into the game is the five-ton junior from Canton, Ohio.

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And later on, it’s the Syracuse Orangemen against the Indiana Hoosiers from Hawaii.

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