Author: Anonymous

We have taken care of all of the silver bullets.

Mixed metaphors

Siamese Twins: First person plural.

Definitions People

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

Violinist: A high-strung musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

Consultation: A medical term meaning “share the wealth.”

Definitions

Invitro Fertilization: The innoculate conception.

Definitions

It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.

Mixed metaphors

The lining's always more silver on the other side of the cloud.

Mixed metaphors

Aardvark: In the beginning was the word. And the word was ‘Aardvark.’

Communication Definitions Language

Looting: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Crime Definitions

Taking over the reigns of leadership.

Malaprops

I thought she had persisted from corresponding with him.

Malaprops

“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

Tom Swifties

Bookie: A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands.

Definitions

One good thing about apathy is you don’t have to exert yourself to show you’re sincere about it.

Characteristics

Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.

Definitions Emotions

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Animals Cats

… behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Malaprops

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Expressions Situations

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Definitions