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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is.

Definitions

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Definitions Divorce Marriage

Noise: Earitation.

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Donation: A country full of female deer.

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Manners: Noises you don’t make when eating soup.

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Taxpayer: A person who has the government on his payroll.

Definitions Government Taxes

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions

Courtship: When a fellow and a girl are always trying to show how smart he is.

Definitions Relationships

It's like a wizard in sheep's clothing.

Mixed metaphors

It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard.

Mixed metaphors

“How do you start a model-T Ford without a battery?” asked Tom crankily.

Tom Swifties

“I’ve got to stop this motor,” Tom choked.

Tom Swifties

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

Malaprops

As much fun as shooting monkeys in a barrel.

Mixed metaphors

“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

Tom Swifties

American Language: English run over by a musical comedy.

Communication Definitions

Baker: A person who kneads the dough.

Definitions Occupations

Gardener: Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up.

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Dorito Syndrome: Feelings of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

Definitions Food/Drink

“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

Tom Swifties

Take time to stop and smell the tunnel at the end of the rainbow.

Mixed metaphors