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We all act as one heartbeat.

Beer math is 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Etiquette is the noise you don’t make while having soup.

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

Desk: A waste basket with drawers.

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing.

“There’s a high charge for supporters traveling by coach,” said Tom with considerable fanfare.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

We have to get all our ducks on the same page.

The only people who listen to both sides of a family quarrel are the next-door neighbors.

She has a four-pocket backend.

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Fable: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky… a woman already knows.

“This steamroller is amazing,” said Tom flatteringly.

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.

Long road to hoe

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

… one says to the other her mum had a cyst on on her aviary.

Miser: One who’s perfectly content to let the rest of the world go buy.

That man is a real charmer, a regular Don Coyote.