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Author: Anonymous Page 102
Chivalry: A man’s inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.
Anonymous
Definitions
Chivalry
Synonym: A word you use when you can’t spell the other word.
Anonymous
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“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.
Anonymous
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… one says to the other her mum had a cyst on on her
aviary.
Anonymous
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Ovary
“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.
Anonymous
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They live in a two-
storage
house.
Anonymous
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He really grates me up the wrong way.
Anonymous
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Up a tree without a paddle.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Hospital Bed: A parked taxi with the meter running.
Anonymous
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Hospital Bed
Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.
Anonymous
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Skiing
Election: When the air is full of speeches and vice versa
Anonymous
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Good Breeding: That quality that enables a person to wait in well-mannered silence while the loudmouth gets the service.
Anonymous
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Narcissist: Psychoanalytic term for the person who loves himself more than his analyst.
Anonymous
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Narcissist
There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
Anonymous
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Punctuality: Waiting around for other people.
Anonymous
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Punctuality
Now you have hit it on the head with the nail.
Anonymous
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“It’s only average,” said Tom meanly.
Anonymous
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The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.
Anonymous
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As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
Anonymous
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Golf: A pastime that gives people cooped up in the office all week a chance to lie and cheat outdoors.
Anonymous
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Golf
Sports
We drove around and looked at some apartments, and then we looked at some
condoms.
Anonymous
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Condos
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