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She wears her heart up her sleeve.

Mixed metaphors

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.

Intelligence Memory

“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

Tom Swifties

Vacation: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too.

Definitions

“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

Tom Swifties

Small Town: Where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and all buy the weekly newspaper to see how much the editor dares to print.

Definitions Places

She is so fat… when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Flirt: A girl who got the boy you wanted.

Definitions

“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

Tom Swifties

He really grates me up the wrong way.

Mixed metaphors

“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

Tom Swifties

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it.

Situations

Ambition: Goaled rush.

Definitions

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

Mixed metaphors

“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

Tom Swifties

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

“I’m embarrassed,” Tom admitted readily.

Tom Swifties

She is so stupid… she can’t make ice without a recipe.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She knocked the socks off the ball.

Mixed metaphors

Hobby: Something you do to have fun whether you enjoy it or not.

Activities Definitions

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Marriage