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Author: Anonymous Page 106
The
Frankincense
Monster
Anonymous
Malaprops
Frankenstein
“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Tears: A good-bye product.
Anonymous
Definitions
Tears
He's got too many oars in the fire.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Smile: To expose a portion of one’s skeleton as a gesture of goodwill toward a fellow human.
Anonymous
Definitions
Smile
Out of the mouths of babes come things parents never should have said.
Anonymous
Children
Communication
Family
Speech
Bore: One who insists upon talking about himself when you want to talk about yourself.
Anonymous
Definitions
Self
Bore
Conversation
It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your own way.
Anonymous
Definitions
Diplomacy
“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Dentist: A collector of old magazines.
Anonymous
Definitions
Occupations
Dentist
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he’s talking about.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Arguments
“My bicycle wheel is damaged,” said Tom outspokenly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Shyster: The other fellow’s lawyer.
Anonymous
Definitions
Lawyers
Shyster
It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Madam: Someone for whom the belles toil.
Anonymous
Definitions
Occupations
madam
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Anonymous
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Health
Life
Anesthesia
I’m getting up on my
feedbox
here.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Soapbox
Keep your
eye
to the grindstone.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Nose
The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Competency
Management
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