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The Frankincense Monster

“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

Tears: A good-bye product.

He's got too many oars in the fire.

Smile: To expose a portion of one’s skeleton as a gesture of goodwill toward a fellow human.

Out of the mouths of babes come things parents never should have said.

Bore: One who insists upon talking about himself when you want to talk about yourself.

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your own way.

“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

Dentist: A collector of old magazines.

A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he’s talking about.

“My bicycle wheel is damaged,” said Tom outspokenly.

Shyster: The other fellow’s lawyer.

It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.

Madam: Someone for whom the belles toil.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

I’m getting up on my feedbox here.

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.