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Author: Anonymous Page 107
Fine Print: A clause for suspicion.
Anonymous
Definitions
Fine print
“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Night Club: A place where they take the rest out of restaurant and put the din in dinner.
Anonymous
Definitions
Places
Night Club
Cemetery: An isolated spot, usually in a suburb, where mourners swap lies.
Anonymous
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Cemetery
Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.
Anonymous
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Emotions
Desire
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your own way.
Anonymous
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Diplomacy
“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Senility: The pleasantly rueful experience of forgetting what we’ve forgotten.
Anonymous
Age
Definitions
Intelligence
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Senility
Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.
Anonymous
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Urinal
Doctor: Someone who practices medicine but charges as if he knew.
Anonymous
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Health
I'd like to be a fish on the wall at that meeting.
Anonymous
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We certainly don't want to rock the apple cart.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Undertaker: The last guy to let you down.
Anonymous
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Nurses: Patient people.
Anonymous
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Health
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A circle is a line of no depth running round a point forever.
Anonymous
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Circle
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Anonymous
Husbands
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Marital Freedom
Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.
Anonymous
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Lawyers
The ship of state has a difficult road ahead.
Anonymous
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Marching to the beat of a dead horse
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Election: When the air is full of speeches and vice versa
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Elections/Voting
Government
Speech
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