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Fine Print: A clause for suspicion.

“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.

Night Club: A place where they take the rest out of restaurant and put the din in dinner.

Cemetery: An isolated spot, usually in a suburb, where mourners swap lies.

Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.

Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your own way.

“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

Senility: The pleasantly rueful experience of forgetting what we’ve forgotten.

Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

Doctor: Someone who practices medicine but charges as if he knew.

I'd like to be a fish on the wall at that meeting.

We certainly don't want to rock the apple cart.

Undertaker: The last guy to let you down.

Nurses: Patient people.

A circle is a line of no depth running round a point forever.

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.

The ship of state has a difficult road ahead.

Marching to the beat of a dead horse

“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

Election: When the air is full of speeches and vice versa