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Author: Anonymous Page 107
“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Inflation: When nobody has enough money because everybody has too much.
Anonymous
Definitions
Money
Inflation
Aardvark: In the beginning was the word. And the word was ‘Aardvark.’
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Language
Aardvark
Words
I’m so hungry I could beat a dead horse.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Hunger
Theres no grass burning under
this
project.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“That young insect is male,” said Tom buoyantly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
He was a very
immortal
person.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Immorality
Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Memory
Wisdom
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
Anonymous
Education
Learning
Memory
Dog Pound: A used cur lot.
Anonymous
Definitions
Dog Pound
Business Lunch: Lunch.
Anonymous
Definitions
Food/Drink
Business Lunch
“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
A leopard can't change his stripes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
Brainstorm: To feign preparedness.
Anonymous
Definitions
Brainstorm
Think
“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Autumn is the most beautiful time of the year to the person who has no leaves to rake.
Anonymous
Science/Weather
Autumn
Leaves
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Arsonist: A person who sets the world on fire… at least in a small way.
Anonymous
Definitions
Arsonist
He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.
Anonymous
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Bad
Mean
The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.
Anonymous
Beliefs
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These two guys are cut out of the same mold.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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