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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

Inflation: When nobody has enough money because everybody has too much.

Aardvark: In the beginning was the word. And the word was ‘Aardvark.’

I’m so hungry I could beat a dead horse.

Theres no grass burning under this project.

“That young insect is male,” said Tom buoyantly.

He was a very immortal person.

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

Dog Pound: A used cur lot.

Business Lunch: Lunch.

“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

A leopard can't change his stripes.

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Brainstorm: To feign preparedness.

“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

Autumn is the most beautiful time of the year to the person who has no leaves to rake.

Arsonist: A person who sets the world on fire… at least in a small way.

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

These two guys are cut out of the same mold.