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Automatic: If something is automatic, that simple means that you can’t repair it yourself.

Disc Jockey: A guy who lives on spins and needles.

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

“A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair,” said Tom, visibly moved.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Ambition: Goaled rush.

Zeal: A nervous disorder affecting the young and inexperienced.

“I have been reading Voltaire,” Tom admitted candidly.

“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

The real estate agent can give you all the perpendiculars of this listing.

Diaphragm: A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

The Norwegian language has been described as German spoken underwater.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I've been mostly camping and living in hostiles.

Congress: A body of men brought together to slow down the government.

He looked very thin and emancipated.

I spent all my money on a FAX machine; now I can only FAX collect.

That's a hard bubble to crack.

Tolerance: That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all.

“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.