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Infinity – where no-one can get, but where all lines meet.

She’s not the brightest bulb in the drawer.

“We must hurry,” said Tom Swiftly.

University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

Great American: What speakers call a man when they can’t think of anything specifically complimentary to say.

Optimist: An anti-skeptic.

Freudian Slip: Foot-in-mouth disease.

Classical Jazz: Rock of ages.

If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven’t used enough.

Clergyman: A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones.

His car is so expensive the radiator requires Perrier.

Dermatologist: Person who makes rash judgments.

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale.

I looked to see what I could hear.

Sometimes they bite the farm.

“This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn,” said Tom slowly.

We’ll do this individually as a group.

Caterpillar: An upholstered worm.

Bachelor: One who treats all women as sequels.

Florists: Petal pushers.

Diplomat: A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.