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Vacation: A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to.

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Upgraded and Improved: Didn't work the second time.

Definitions Situations Things

Gold Digger: A girl who will date any man that can pass the asset test.

Definitions Money People Women

Minister: A travel agent for the straight and narrow.

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Heir Fare: Executor’s fee.

Definitions Wordplay

He smokes like a fish.

Mixed metaphors

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

Animals Definitions

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Expressions Situations

It's hard to catch lightning in a bottle twice.

Mixed metaphors

He was just a splash in the pan.

Mixed metaphors

It's as plain as the egg on your face.

Mixed metaphors

Kleenex: Your daily nose-paper.

Definitions

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Expressions

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Activities Exercise Misspokements

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

Colleague: The person to whom one passes the buck.

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Absolute Pitch: Completely dark.

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At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty, we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all.

Age Intelligence

Tips: Wages we pay other people’s help.

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I can read him like the back of my book.

Mixed metaphors

Diet: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

Definitions Food/Drink