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The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

Problems

“I really don’t like tending the garden,” he said witheringly.

Tom Swifties

Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

Definitions Money

They held a candlelight visual.

Malaprops

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

Sports Wordplay

They need to wake up and smell the music.

Mixed metaphors

Clergyman: A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones.

Definitions Occupations

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Activities Exercise Misspokements

“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

Tom Swifties

You could take that guy with a grain a salt.

Mixed metaphors

She was drop down gorgeous.

Mixed metaphors

“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

Tom Swifties

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

Malaprops

Whenever you hear the word save, it is usually the beginning of an advertisement designed to make you spend money.

Communication Language Money

I'm flying by the edge of my seat.

Misspokements

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Emotions Intelligence Laughter Thinking

“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

Tom Swifties

You must have ears like an eagle.

Mixed metaphors

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He’s wearing a tomahawk haircut.

Malaprops

They burnt the midnight candle to resolve the issues.

Mixed metaphors