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I like a lot of partisan cheese on my pizza.

He was bothered mentally mainly by the physical plague.

“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

Absolute Pitch: Completely dark.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.

Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.

Flirtation: Paying attention without intention.

I’m just talking out loud.

Creativity: The sudden cessation of stupidity.

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.

Strip Poker: A game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it.

Virus: A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

My husband and I have a monotonous relationship.

Counsel: Advice with a price tag.

I wouldn't touch the metric measuring system with a 3.048m pole.

He’s still green behind the ears.

“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Impossible Lie: In golf, a ball that is in a position that is both completely obstructed by an immovable object and continuously observed by an incorruptible player.

He reads like a fish.