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Rugby: A game played by gentlemen with odd-shaped balls.

Politicians are like diapers; they both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

Apologize: To repeat an insult with variations.

Eating humble crow

Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

Zoo: A place where humans go and animals are barred.

Beyond the question of a doubt

A carpenter was the low rung on a totem pole.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

He's really low dog on the totem pole.

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.

Philosophy: A study which enables man to be unhappy more intelligently.

Social Diseases: Germs of endearment.

You can dish it out, but you can't take it with you.

That’ll separate the girls from the sheep.

You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world.

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Tact: The art of knowing how far one may go too far.