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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

Prostitute: A busy body.

“I clubbed a diamondback snake with a spade,” Tom said heartlessly.

“Don’t you love sleeping outdoors,” Tom said intently.

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Winter: The time of year when it gets later earlier.

“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

Fashion: Something that goes out of style as soon as most people have one.

Exhaustion: Sufficient cause for the hospitalization of a celebrity – the normal state of existence for the rest of the working world.

We were the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.

“Hey, what’s it worth if I help you escape from prison?” asked Tom contemptuously.

You’re the sort of person Dr. Spooner would have called a shining wit!

“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

That's the pot calling the kettle's bluff.

“I’ve got to stop this motor,” Tom choked.

Limit: Maximum number of a particular fish that an angler can take in a day. This number varies from place to place and species to species, but it is a largely theoretical restriction with little practical application.

“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

It's like pulling hen's teeth.

Historian: An editor of yesterday’s news.

Bore: A person who has nothing to say and says it.