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Discretion: Being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

We may never know exactly how much others know about us, but we can always suspect it.

“Here’s another baseball glove”, Tom admitted.

Makeup: What it takes to look natural.

Eunuch: One who is cut off from temptation.

I dozed in and off.

This snowball is coming down the mountain with a full head of steam.

Alarm clock: An instrument used to wake up people who have no kids.

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

Debts: The certain outcome of an uncertain income.

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

“There’s room for one more,” Tom admitted.

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Hey, I hope you can help me, I’m kind of up against the gun here.

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

Some people pay their bills when due, some when overdue, and some never do.

“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

The record cover was a blank slate in 1939 at Columbia Records.