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Specialist: A man who knows more and more about less and less.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Disinheritance: Heir cut.

“I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep,” delivered Tom.

“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what’s for lunch.

Is this a whole nother bucket of worms?

A circle is a line of no depth running round a point forever.

He smokes like a fish.

Ambassador: An honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

He experienced some rectal breeding.

They try to balance a fine line.

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

You have to dance to a different drum.

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart up his sleeve.

An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don’t win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd’s attention.

Stuff tends to break when it is loaned or borrowed.

“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

Diplomat: A person who thinks twice before saying nothing.