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Author: Anonymous Page 116
I want to be sure we don't build ourselves a bag of worms.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Nothing out of the unusual
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
You have to shoot where the fish are barking.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
From now on, I’m watching everything you do with a fine-tuned comb.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!
Anonymous
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Size
Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.
Anonymous
Definitions
Fiddlesticks
Violins
I know who turned off the lights,” Tom hinted darkly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Ice Fishing: Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds.
Anonymous
Definitions
Ice fishing
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Definitions
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Wordplay
Obesity
Four-letter Word: Par for the coarse.
Anonymous
Definitions
Golf
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Sports
Four-letter Word
Once you open a can of worms, they always come home to roost.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Optometrist: A person you have to see.
Anonymous
Definitions
Doctors
Optometrist
You're pulling my leg over my eyes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We may never know exactly how much others know about us, but we can always suspect it.
Anonymous
People
Self
Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It’s all
moth-eared.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dog-eared
Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow
concubines.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Columbines
Flowers
People have the
persona
that all Texans wear cowboy hats.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Malaprops
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Texas
Great American: What speakers call a man when they can’t think of anything specifically complimentary to say.
Anonymous
Definitions
Great American
Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Anonymous
Body
Definitions
Abdicate
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