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Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.

Crime Death Definitions Killing

“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

Tom Swifties

“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

Tom Swifties

If you spill the beans, then you'll open a can of worms.

Mixed metaphors

False Pregnancy: Laboring under a misconception.

Definitions

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Uncategorized

“Everything Albert says is so obvious”, said Tom altruistically.

Tom Swifties

Internship: A sleepless ordeal imposed on young M.D.’s for the purpose of weeding out the weak and infirm among them, and eroding the health of the survivors sufficiently to ensure better empathy in the years to come.

Definitions Doctors

“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

Tom Swifties

He’d fight an anvil.

Characteristics Expressions

There's a traumatic difference between the two.

Malaprops

Infant Prodigies: Young people with highly imaginative parents.

Children Definitions Family

Home: A place where a man is free to say anything he pleases because no one pays any attention to him.

Definitions Places

Y Chromosome: The cause of virility, war, baldness, hockey, sex crimes, clever inventions and a disinclination to ask for directions when lost.

Definitions Men People

“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

Tom Swifties

Philosophy: A study which enables man to be unhappy more intelligently.

Definitions Happiness Intelligence

“That certainly took the wind out of my sails!” said Tom disgustedly.

Tom Swifties

“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

Tom Swifties

A heart as big as gold

Mixed metaphors

Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

Marriage Money Wives Work

I turned a blind eye to all that bad stuff I was hearing.

Mixed metaphors