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“I work at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.

A liberal’s generosity is only limited by your income.

A missionary is a person who teaches cannibals to say grace before they him.

Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way.

History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

I'd walk a mile in a camel's shoes to pass through the eye of a needle.

“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

Wig: A convertible top.

“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

She really stuck her neck out on a limb.

Politician: A fellow who borrows your pot in which to cook your goose.

Forger: A man who is always ready to write a wrong.

“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

As proud as pea soup.

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

“Some of my windows were broken in the storm,” he said, pained.

A well-adjusted man is one who can play golf as if it were a game.

The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.