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Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.

Don't count all your eggs in one basket.

Is that going to throw a wrinkle?

He's between a rock and the deep blue sea.

Market Correction: The day after you buy stocks.

I will be brief… not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech; he said 'I will be so brief I have already finished,' and he sat down."

… behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Spine: A long, limber bone. Your head sets on one end and you set on the other.

A falling nozzle will turn toward you and land on its trigger.

Time rolled up like a scroll, while the plague nibbled at the edges of their years.

“Some day, people will be able to file lawsuits against computers,” said Tom soothingly.

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

Discretion: Being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

The acrobats are performing freaks at the circus.

Wife: A former sweetheart.

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir.

“Those ballet students should be forced to do their exercises in the nude,” said Tom barbarically.

Yacht: A floating debt.

“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.