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Author: Anonymous Page 121
It's got lots of installation.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Malaprops
Describing a new coat
Insulation
Alimony: The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Anonymous
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Marriage
Alimony
“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.
Anonymous
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“Oops, I’ve ripped my pants!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.
Anonymous
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Harder’n baptizing a cat.
Anonymous
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Vacuum Cleaner: A sonic broom.
Anonymous
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Vacuum Cleaner
Vice: A function to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
Anonymous
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Strapless Gown: A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity.
Anonymous
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Strapless Gown
We’ll do this individually as a group.
Anonymous
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Trombones: Bones in an orchestra.
Anonymous
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Trombones
I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
Anonymous
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If you know you don't know much, you are smarter than most people.
Anonymous
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Rejoinder: Married his ex.
Anonymous
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Rejoinder
Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
Anonymous
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Anoint
Good Old Days: What people fifty years hence will be calling the present time.
Anonymous
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Flatterer: One who says things to your face that he wouldn’t say behind your back.
Anonymous
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Flatterer
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common… they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Anonymous
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When it comes to giving—some people stop at nothing.
Anonymous
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Whistle: Wind having a narrow escape.
Anonymous
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Whistle
It's as American as killing two birds with one apple pie.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Anonymous
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Marriage
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Enemy
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