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Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry.

“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.

Nurses: Patient people.

Logic: The art of going wrong with confidence.

She’s not the toughest cookie on the block.

“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

As Bob is my witless

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people – you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

Beyond the question of a doubt

Average: The poorest of the good and the best of the bad.

Abash: A high school graduation party.

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

I guess I threw a cog in the wrench.

Sleeping Bag: A nap sack.

“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

I'm feeling lack-a-daisy today.

Politician: One who is willing to do anything on earth for the workers except become one.

“It’s a unit of electric current,” said Tom amply.

Spare the rod, spoil the broth.