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It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Situations

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.

Art Definitions Entertainment

History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Definitions History Time

“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

Tom Swifties

“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

Tom Swifties

“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

Tom Swifties

“It’s made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.

Tom Swifties

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Situations

Chatterbox: Another name for a telephone booth.

Definitions Things

“What’s a wide-angle lens?” asked Tom obtusely.

Tom Swifties

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Characteristics

It's as plain as the egg on your face.

Mixed metaphors

It’s better to have half a cake and eat it and enjoy it, than not to have any cake at all.

Mixed metaphors

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by an occasional miracle.

Golf Sports

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

Absolute Pitch: Completely dark.

Definitions

Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

Definitions Science/Weather

If there’s ever a price on your head – take it.

Insults

Some folks are so highly educated they can bore you on any subject.

Education

World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

Definitions Places World

Well, thats as clear as a bull in a china shop.

Mixed metaphors